Terms & Conditions

Effective Date: June 24, 2026

Hey, neighbor. Before you settle in and browse around, take a quick look at these Terms & Conditions. We’ve kept them as plain and readable as possible — no confusing legal jargon, no fine print traps. Just honest ground rules so everyone knows where we stand. Pull up a chair.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By visiting or using the Porch Beers USA website, you’re agreeing to these Terms & Conditions. It’s as simple as that.

These terms apply to everyone who comes through the door — visitors, registered users, and anyone else who spends time on the site. If you don’t agree with any part of what’s written here, that’s completely okay, but please don’t use the site.

We want this to be a good experience for everyone, and these terms help make that happen.

2. Intellectual Property

Everything you see on this site — the Porch Beers USA name, logos, photos, graphics, copy, and brand assets — belongs to us (or is used here with proper permission). We’re proud of what we’ve built, and we’d appreciate you respecting it.

That means:

You may not reproduce, copy, distribute, or use our content without getting written permission from us first.
The Porch Beers USA name and logo are trademarks. Please don’t use them as your own or in any way that could cause confusion.
Linking to our site? Usually fine. Scraping it or repurposing our content commercially? Not without asking.

If you’re ever unsure, just reach out — we’re reasonable people.

3. Permitted Use

The site is here for you to enjoy — browse around, learn about the brand, check out what we’re up to. All we ask is that you use it for personal, non-commercial purposes and treat it with good faith.

The following are off-limits:

Scraping, crawling, or harvesting data from the site using automated tools
Attempting to hack, probe, or disrupt the site or its infrastructure
Misrepresenting Porch Beers USA or impersonating the brand in any way
Posting or transmitting harmful, offensive, or unlawful content
Using the site for any purpose that violates local, state, or federal law

We reserve the right to suspend or terminate access for anyone who isn’t playing by these rules. We’d rather not do that — but we will if we have to.

4. Third-Party Shopify Store & Merchandise

Want to grab some Porch Beers USA gear? Awesome — we love that. Just know that all merchandise is sold and fulfilled through a third-party Shopify store, not directly by us.

ⓘ Good to Know About Merch Orders

Porch Beers USA does not directly handle transactions, payments, shipping, returns, or customer service for merchandise orders. All of that is managed entirely by the third-party Shopify store operator.

If you have questions about an order, a return, a payment dispute, or a delivery issue, please contact the Shopify store’s customer service team directly — they’re the right folks to help you.

When you click a link or button that takes you to the shop, you’re leaving the Porch Beers USA site and landing on a separate platform with its own terms of service and privacy policy. We encourage you to read those before completing a purchase.

Porch Beers USA is not liable for any issues that arise from merchandise transactions processed through the third-party Shopify store.

5. External Links

From time to time, our site may link out to other websites — social media platforms, partners, the Shopify store, and others. Those links are there to be helpful, not an endorsement.

A few things worth knowing:

Porch Beers USA does not control or take responsibility for the content or practices of any external sites.
Visiting third-party links is at your own risk.
We genuinely encourage you to read the privacy policies and terms of any external site you visit — it’s a good habit.

Just because we link to something doesn’t mean we vouch for everything on the other side of that link.

6. No Liability / Disclaimer

We work hard to keep this site accurate, helpful, and running smoothly — but we can’t make any ironclad promises. Here’s the honest truth:

The website and everything on it is provided “as is,” without warranties of any kind — express or implied.
We can’t guarantee the site will always be available, perfectly error-free, or 100% up to date at all times. Life happens.
Porch Beers USA is not liable for any damages — direct, indirect, or otherwise — that result from your use of the site or your inability to access it.

We’re not trying to dodge responsibility for things we genuinely control. We just want to be upfront that no website comes with a perfect guarantee, and ours is no exception.

7. Changes to These Terms

Things evolve — and our Terms may too. Porch Beers USA reserves the right to update these Terms & Conditions at any time.

When we do:

The updated version will be posted right here on this page with a new effective date at the top.
Continuing to use the site after changes have been posted means you accept the updated terms.
For significant changes, we’ll do our best to give you a heads-up — we think that’s just the neighborly thing to do.

We recommend checking back here occasionally, especially if you’re a regular visitor. It never hurts to know what’s new.

8. Contact Us

Still have questions? Something unclear? We’re easy to reach and happy to talk it through. We’d much rather hear from you than have you left wondering.

Drop us a line at: porchbeersusa@protonmail.com

We’ll get back to you as soon as we can.

Now go grab a cold one. 🍺

Thanks for being part of the Porch Beers USA community.